My Review On Pandora

Pandora is a wonderful site. It’s intelligent enough to find songs based on songs you like. And simply enough to where anyone can use it. Pandora started back in 2000 as part of the Music Genome Project. But now, for me, it has turned into something even greater than that. It has become an experience. 

My experience with Pandora has been a great one. I’ve discovered many new songs that I would have never heard of otherwise. It opened up the world of music for me. Now I wasn’t limited to songs that were on the top 100 songs on billboard.com. I found a new love for music. Anytime I was free, I was listening to Pandora. I sat for hours listening while multitasking, and anytime I found a good song that wasn’t in my iTunes library I bought it immediately. I have probably spent a good $500+ on music since I discovered Pandora back in 2010. My Pandora report card is below.

Organization: 20/20

Simplicity: 20/20

Appearance: 19/20

Variation of Music: 19/20

Support: 21/20

Overall Grade: 99/100 

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50 Ways To Win A Girl

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1. Listen to what she has to say
2. Remember the little things she says
3. Let her know that she's on your mind
4. Compliment her (not too much)
5. Make her smile
6. Give her enough space for her to be independent (in other words don’t be a stalker)
7. Be there for her even when she doesn’t need you
8. Don't let her disrespect you
9. Trust her
10. Do your best not to argue with her
11. Defend her when someone else picks on her or makes fun of her
12. Surprise her
13. Make her feel welcome
14. Do something out of your comfort zone (make sure when you do it, that it doesn’t embarrass her)
15. Act happy and energetic
16. Give her something to look forward to
17. Make conversation with her
18. Ask her about herself
19. Sometimes a girl doesn’t want to hear you talk, but just vent to you. If this happens let her do it, but listen to her the whole time
20. Call her/ text her when she's feeling sad and cheer her up
21. Make things special without spending money (give her a massage, watch a romantic movie, watch the sunrise/sunset)
22. Laugh off small mistakes (be easy going don’t get mad at her for every little thing she does wrong)
23. Dress up for her (that means cologne and Deodorant too!)
24. Keep sexual business private
25. Sneak a note in her pocket or locker
26. Send her a random email or text
27. Be active around her
28. Ask her opinion on different things
29. Encourage in her passions
30. Support her in everything she does
31. Misbehave together once in a while (not to badly to get you guys in to major trouble)
32. Reminisce (talk about good times you’ve had together in the past, or funny things that have happened)
33. Always smile around her!
34. If its your first kiss, start of gently (only when you guys are ready, NEVER DO IT IN PUBLIC OR IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE!)
35. Be honest
36. Be confident
37. Wrestle. Play. Tickle her
38. Be yourself
39. Tell your friends that she's great and never talk bad about her behind her back
40. Be the perfect gentlemen and let her family know you are as well
41. Try not to curse around her
42. Make her feel smart
43. Write her a poem or song
44. Give her flowers
45. Give her credit for the things she does
46. Tell her thank you when she does something nice for you
47. When you go out to do something with her pay for her ticket/meal
48. Open the door for her when she gets in and out of the car
49. Give her a nickname
50. Laugh at all of her jokes

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The New BMW i8 Concept Car

Now this concept has been floating around for sometime. It's not new for most people, but may be for others. It's a hybrid. That's right.....A freaking hybrid! It has 220 horsepower and an acceleration rate of 62mph in under 5 seconds. It runs on BMW's signature iDrive engine. 

Now we'll see when it comes, but right now, it seems as if BMW has put loads of thought into it just like they always do. It seats four people, comfortably I would guess. It has a sleek design and it's aerodynamics are unbeatable. I think this car will come out 2018. 

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What's Your Favorite Month/Season? Why?

My favorite month of the year is October. 1. Because my birthday is in October and 2. Multiple other reasons that I’ll list below.

Ahhhhh! It’s that time of year again. Fall is getting closer and closer. The hot summer days are slowly passing and the cool fall winds are drifting by. What a wonderful time of year. A few words I’d use to describe fall are pumpkin pie, coffee, halloween, candy, and relaxation. Fall just seems like the perfect weather. Not too hot, but not too cold either. It’s just…….perfect.

October is the bridge between fall and winter. In November it starts getting cold. In September it’s still a bit warm, but windy of course. Now don’t hate on me! I love summer and winter as much as the next person, but as October gets nearer, my heart just explodes with excitement.

    Ahh! A warm cup of joe before going out into the chilly world.

So my question for you today is: What’s your favorite month/season and why? Is it winter that is filled with the glow of white snow- Spring with flowers blossoming- Or summer with cold lemonade and a lawn chair? You tell me. Comment below!

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Steps To Finishing Your First Marathon

First of all, you can absolutely not expect to be able to finish a half marathon or full marathon without at least 6 months of training (more for a full).

1. First thing you need to is, make a workout plan/ schedule that has you running at least 4 times a week
2. Proper shoes you cannot train to or attempt to run a marathon without proper shoes (a good resource to find shoes online is http://www.fleetfeetsports.com)
3. When training using your schedule, keep track of how many miles you run each day and eventually work your way up to no more than 20 miles before the race
4. Give up soft drinks until the race, because it helps with your breathing (along with that you might want to do some breathing exercises a couple times a day)
5. When training don’t push yourself to hard to fast make sure to work your way up very slow even if you think you can go harder don’t risk it (always remember the turtle and the hare)
6. The worst thing you can do when starting a race is start off too fast. What your top priority needs to be when you start is a steady but slow pace. Not too slow but maybe for males- 7.50 minute miles and for females- 9. 05 minute miles
7. When you begin, stay distracted and keep your mind off the race or other people around you
8. Bring along a few 5 hour energy packets or any other type of energy boosting products (not energy drinks)
9. Lastly, before you run, never eat more than a bagel and a banana or apple and the night before have a big meal of some type of pasta!                                                                                                             Now if you have and questions, concerns, or corrections to give me feel free to comment below or send us an email through our contact information. Thanks!

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Top 25 Chuck Norris Jokes

1. Chuck Norris isn't scared of the dark, the dark is scared of him
2. Chuck Norris can kill three birds with a half a stone, don’t think that there is such thing as half of a stone? Well, the three birds didn't think so either
3. Chuck Norris can walk on water
4. Chuck Norris can block mark zuckerberg's face book account
5. Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork while its raining
6. The Back of the World record book it says all records are held by Chuck Norris, the rest listed are in second place
7. Chuck Norris makes onions cry
8. Whenever Chuck Norris signs in to Xbox live everyone else automatically loses
9. Chuck Norris doesn’t battle he just allows you to lose
10. Goku and Superman once had a baby his name was Chuck Norris
11. When Chuck Norris wants a laugh he reads the Book of World Records
12. Chuck Norris can run so fast that he can run around the earth and punch himself in the back of the head
13. Chuck Norris eats his soda with warm ice cubes
14. Chuck Norris climbed the mountain and round house kicked Miley Cyrus on the other side
15. Chuck Norris once turned on the Light the rest is history
16. The earth doesn’t go around the sun it goes around Chuck Norris
17. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with bacon
18. Chuck Norris built Rome in a day
19. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
20. Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it
21. Chuck Norris once kicked planet Earth and it hasn’t stopped spinning to this day
22. Chuck Norris can find hay in a needle stack
23. Chuck Norris's day consists of 25 hours
24. Chuck Norris once taught a book to read
25. Chuck Norris's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through

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100 Ways To Annoy Your Teacher

1. Stick gum on his/her desk
2. Play red light, green light while she/he is teaching
3. Place a tack on their seat
4. Raise your hand and when they call on you don`t say anything
5. If they ask you to turn the light off go touch the switch and sit back down without turning it off
6. Shoot spitballs at them while they are teaching
7. Talk In class, and when the teacher tells you not to talk while she is talking, tell her to stop talking while you are talking and the problem is solved
8. Bring a box of matches to class. That should be well enough to get you kicked out. Or if that isn't enough, light the match. Or if that isn't enough, burn your multiple choice test during class, yelling "Death to Scantron!" and then burning the American flag in your class as you run out.
9. Ask the teacher if you can go to the bathroom. If the teacher refuses, ask again. If she refuses a second time, say that she has no right to put a restriction on the release of your bodily fluids. If again she refuses, go to corner of the room and complete your business.
10. Wait until you're about to sneeze, then go right in front of the teacher and let it all go. Say you have the flu.
11. For show and tell, bring nothing. Then announce that you brought a hobo and point at your teacher
12. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
13. Staple papers together in the middle of a page
14. Write the surprise ending to a novel on the first page
15. Set alarms for random times
16. Learn Morse code and have conversations with people in class consisting of only beep, beep, beep
17. Only type in upper case or don’t use any punctuation
18. Don’t put spaces between words
19. Ask to go to the bathroom then stay in your seat
20. When your teacher leaves the room change her background on her computer to a picture of you
21. Constantly recite phrases like sticky wicked isn`t cricket
22. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences putting on the impression that you'll be saying more but don't
23. Never make eye contact
24. Stare at your teacher relentlessly
25. After everything your teacher says ask why
26. Sing a random song while your teacher is teaching
27. When someone gets in big trouble in class right when your teacher stops yelling, say very loudly "does someone need a hug"
28. Flick pieces of paper around the class
29. After everything your teacher says ask if that’s a racist joke
30. Throw a poke ball at your teachers head screaming "gotta catch em all!"
31. Every time the P.A. comes on scream "No! Not the voices again, make them stop!"
32. Every time the teacher says "who" correct her and say "whom" even if you are incorrect
33. Raise your hand and say I totally agree after everything your teacher says
34. Blurt out the answers to your teachers questions
35. When possible eat food in class, loud crunchy food
36. Laugh out loud for no reason
37. Everyday ask if you can borrow a pencil from the teacher then throw it away
38. When drinking something in class slurp it to where it makes a loud sound
39. Whistle while you work
40. Put staples all over the floor
41. Start a food fight
42. Wear sunglasses inside
43. Take your shoes off in class and put them on your desk
44. Never bring a pen or pencil so you have to borrow one from the teacher, but return it without the eraser
45. While the teacher is at her desk doing work, sharpen your pencil very loudly. When the teacher tells you to stop break the pencil then say "but its not sharp yet"
46. Smile really big all the time
47. Stick a rotten banana in the teachers desk drawer when she is out of the room
48. If your in a foreign language, speak another language while in the class (such as if its french speak spanish)
49. Sit in the front row so the teacher can see you and start scribbling in your notebook and when the teacher asks what you are doing reply drawing shouldn’t you be teaching and not worrying about what I'm doing?
50. Replace all the white board markers with ones that are permanent
51. Turn in homework written in Spanish
52. Turn off your teachers laptop when they leave the room
53. Color on your desk
54. Spell all your words backwards on a homework assignment
55. Present a teacher with the most boring teacher ever award
56. Start a wave during class
57. Turn the lights off during class without being asked to
58. Spend the whole class period trying to lick your elbow
59. Write one really long sentence in your essay composed of semi-colons and make it only one sentence long
60. Play games during class
61. Do homework from another class while the teacher is teaching
62. Play paper football with a friend during class
63. Listen to music while they are teaching
64. Ask them questions off topic
65. Answer every question with another question
66. Announce to everyone in class that you really have to go do a number 2
67. In class say you have a song to sing singing, "I know that gets on every bodies nerves, everybodies nerves, I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves, and sing it over and over again"
68. Go to sleep in class
69. Ask the teacher to go make you a sandwich
70. Microwave a bag of popcorn and hide it somewhere in the room right before lunch
71. Deliver Shakespeare monologues like Elmer Fudd
72. Every five minutes tell the teacher that you don’t have to go to the bathroom
73. If assigned a 2000 word paper post two pictures based on the topic I mean after all a pictures worth a thousand words, right?
74. Get a piece of paper and shred it up into tiny pieces on and put it all on the floor
75. Burp very loudly and say to the kid next to "how dare you burp in my favorite class taught my the most beautiful teacher!"
76. Leave a note everyday with your friends number on it on her desk (without her noticing)
77. Play crazy birds on your phone
78. Bring pets to class
79. When you do a paper write on it "this page will self destruct in five seconds"
80. When the teacher says "take a seat" respond "take it where"
81. When the teacher is calling role and calls your name answer "absent"
82. Ask the same question the teacher just answered 5 minutes ago
83. Read loud during silent reading
84. Write stupid questions on your desk
85. Yell "YESSSS" every time you finish something, anything
86. Make up humorous excuses for being late
87. Fall asleep, then when the teacher wakes you up say "wow, I was dreaming that you were actually nice"
88. Ask if you can be excused and start walking around the campus
89. Stand up in the middle of class and scream "Lies, Lies, Its all lies!"
90. Pretend to cough every time the teacher says learn
91. When writing a report put it in all different sizes and colors
92. In the middle of class empty your backpack 
93. Put double sided clear sticky tape on the teachers pen
94. Pass around notes with hula girls and toast on them when the teachers not looking
95. Put everything on the teachers desk in the trash
96. Grin widely throughout class (it creeps people out)
97. If you know your teacher is wrong correct them loudly in front of the class
98. Answer each question "Yes professor umbridge"
99. Make jokes about the teachers age
100. Raise your hand for each question then each time they call on you say "oh I forgot"

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Welcome!

Welcome to our blog! We’re going to be blogging about a variety of topics on this site, so don’t be discouraged by what you see on the home page. We are also going to be giving out small prizes to our readers. Leave a comment below if you are interested.

Please stick around and enjoy!

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