Top 25 Chuck Norris Jokes

1. Chuck Norris isn't scared of the dark, the dark is scared of him
2. Chuck Norris can kill three birds with a half a stone, don’t think that there is such thing as half of a stone? Well, the three birds didn't think so either
3. Chuck Norris can walk on water
4. Chuck Norris can block mark zuckerberg's face book account
5. Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork while its raining
6. The Back of the World record book it says all records are held by Chuck Norris, the rest listed are in second place
7. Chuck Norris makes onions cry
8. Whenever Chuck Norris signs in to Xbox live everyone else automatically loses
9. Chuck Norris doesn’t battle he just allows you to lose
10. Goku and Superman once had a baby his name was Chuck Norris
11. When Chuck Norris wants a laugh he reads the Book of World Records
12. Chuck Norris can run so fast that he can run around the earth and punch himself in the back of the head
13. Chuck Norris eats his soda with warm ice cubes
14. Chuck Norris climbed the mountain and round house kicked Miley Cyrus on the other side
15. Chuck Norris once turned on the Light the rest is history
16. The earth doesn’t go around the sun it goes around Chuck Norris
17. Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with bacon
18. Chuck Norris built Rome in a day
19. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
20. Chuck Norris once caught a cold, then he killed it
21. Chuck Norris once kicked planet Earth and it hasn’t stopped spinning to this day
22. Chuck Norris can find hay in a needle stack
23. Chuck Norris's day consists of 25 hours
24. Chuck Norris once taught a book to read
25. Chuck Norris's house has no doors, only walls that he walks through

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