100 Ways To Annoy Your Teacher

1. Stick gum on his/her desk
2. Play red light, green light while she/he is teaching
3. Place a tack on their seat
4. Raise your hand and when they call on you don`t say anything
5. If they ask you to turn the light off go touch the switch and sit back down without turning it off
6. Shoot spitballs at them while they are teaching
7. Talk In class, and when the teacher tells you not to talk while she is talking, tell her to stop talking while you are talking and the problem is solved
8. Bring a box of matches to class. That should be well enough to get you kicked out. Or if that isn't enough, light the match. Or if that isn't enough, burn your multiple choice test during class, yelling "Death to Scantron!" and then burning the American flag in your class as you run out.
9. Ask the teacher if you can go to the bathroom. If the teacher refuses, ask again. If she refuses a second time, say that she has no right to put a restriction on the release of your bodily fluids. If again she refuses, go to corner of the room and complete your business.
10. Wait until you're about to sneeze, then go right in front of the teacher and let it all go. Say you have the flu.
11. For show and tell, bring nothing. Then announce that you brought a hobo and point at your teacher
12. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
13. Staple papers together in the middle of a page
14. Write the surprise ending to a novel on the first page
15. Set alarms for random times
16. Learn Morse code and have conversations with people in class consisting of only beep, beep, beep
17. Only type in upper case or don’t use any punctuation
18. Don’t put spaces between words
19. Ask to go to the bathroom then stay in your seat
20. When your teacher leaves the room change her background on her computer to a picture of you
21. Constantly recite phrases like sticky wicked isn`t cricket
22. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences putting on the impression that you'll be saying more but don't
23. Never make eye contact
24. Stare at your teacher relentlessly
25. After everything your teacher says ask why
26. Sing a random song while your teacher is teaching
27. When someone gets in big trouble in class right when your teacher stops yelling, say very loudly "does someone need a hug"
28. Flick pieces of paper around the class
29. After everything your teacher says ask if that’s a racist joke
30. Throw a poke ball at your teachers head screaming "gotta catch em all!"
31. Every time the P.A. comes on scream "No! Not the voices again, make them stop!"
32. Every time the teacher says "who" correct her and say "whom" even if you are incorrect
33. Raise your hand and say I totally agree after everything your teacher says
34. Blurt out the answers to your teachers questions
35. When possible eat food in class, loud crunchy food
36. Laugh out loud for no reason
37. Everyday ask if you can borrow a pencil from the teacher then throw it away
38. When drinking something in class slurp it to where it makes a loud sound
39. Whistle while you work
40. Put staples all over the floor
41. Start a food fight
42. Wear sunglasses inside
43. Take your shoes off in class and put them on your desk
44. Never bring a pen or pencil so you have to borrow one from the teacher, but return it without the eraser
45. While the teacher is at her desk doing work, sharpen your pencil very loudly. When the teacher tells you to stop break the pencil then say "but its not sharp yet"
46. Smile really big all the time
47. Stick a rotten banana in the teachers desk drawer when she is out of the room
48. If your in a foreign language, speak another language while in the class (such as if its french speak spanish)
49. Sit in the front row so the teacher can see you and start scribbling in your notebook and when the teacher asks what you are doing reply drawing shouldn’t you be teaching and not worrying about what I'm doing?
50. Replace all the white board markers with ones that are permanent
51. Turn in homework written in Spanish
52. Turn off your teachers laptop when they leave the room
53. Color on your desk
54. Spell all your words backwards on a homework assignment
55. Present a teacher with the most boring teacher ever award
56. Start a wave during class
57. Turn the lights off during class without being asked to
58. Spend the whole class period trying to lick your elbow
59. Write one really long sentence in your essay composed of semi-colons and make it only one sentence long
60. Play games during class
61. Do homework from another class while the teacher is teaching
62. Play paper football with a friend during class
63. Listen to music while they are teaching
64. Ask them questions off topic
65. Answer every question with another question
66. Announce to everyone in class that you really have to go do a number 2
67. In class say you have a song to sing singing, "I know that gets on every bodies nerves, everybodies nerves, I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves, and sing it over and over again"
68. Go to sleep in class
69. Ask the teacher to go make you a sandwich
70. Microwave a bag of popcorn and hide it somewhere in the room right before lunch
71. Deliver Shakespeare monologues like Elmer Fudd
72. Every five minutes tell the teacher that you don’t have to go to the bathroom
73. If assigned a 2000 word paper post two pictures based on the topic I mean after all a pictures worth a thousand words, right?
74. Get a piece of paper and shred it up into tiny pieces on and put it all on the floor
75. Burp very loudly and say to the kid next to "how dare you burp in my favorite class taught my the most beautiful teacher!"
76. Leave a note everyday with your friends number on it on her desk (without her noticing)
77. Play crazy birds on your phone
78. Bring pets to class
79. When you do a paper write on it "this page will self destruct in five seconds"
80. When the teacher says "take a seat" respond "take it where"
81. When the teacher is calling role and calls your name answer "absent"
82. Ask the same question the teacher just answered 5 minutes ago
83. Read loud during silent reading
84. Write stupid questions on your desk
85. Yell "YESSSS" every time you finish something, anything
86. Make up humorous excuses for being late
87. Fall asleep, then when the teacher wakes you up say "wow, I was dreaming that you were actually nice"
88. Ask if you can be excused and start walking around the campus
89. Stand up in the middle of class and scream "Lies, Lies, Its all lies!"
90. Pretend to cough every time the teacher says learn
91. When writing a report put it in all different sizes and colors
92. In the middle of class empty your backpack 
93. Put double sided clear sticky tape on the teachers pen
94. Pass around notes with hula girls and toast on them when the teachers not looking
95. Put everything on the teachers desk in the trash
96. Grin widely throughout class (it creeps people out)
97. If you know your teacher is wrong correct them loudly in front of the class
98. Answer each question "Yes professor umbridge"
99. Make jokes about the teachers age
100. Raise your hand for each question then each time they call on you say "oh I forgot"

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